Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Not doing it for me

<-- another view from my penthouse

I don't mind a bit of sexy writing. Porn, erotica, smut, call it what you will. And I don't mind reading about heterosexuals doing it - my fantasy life isn't particularly fussy.

But I tell you, 'his hand was probing my cleft' is never going to work.

Not even in 'a classic work of feminist science fiction'.

If you can't do it well, you should just coyly draw the curtain and have them wake up in bed together, I reckon. I'm quite able to imagine the rest, in great detail if I feel so inclined. And it certainly won't have any clefts in it.

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