Saturday, December 29, 2007
Lucky: Excuse me, could you change my nappy?
Me: Hi darling, what's wrong?
Lucky: It's my nappy, I've done a big poo.
Me: (patting her and speaking in soothing tone) It's alright, it's okay, go back to sleep, there's a good girl.
Lucky: (getting louder) No, it's not okay, I've done a big poo and I'm lying in it.
Me: (picking her up) Ssh...ssh...what's wrong? (rocking from side to side while bouncing on toes)
Lucky: (working up to a full fledged scream) My nappy, you idiot! Check my nappy! There is shit everywhere and I'm really uncomfortable!
Me: (baring breast and attempting to shove it in her mouth) Here you are, it's right here.
Lucky: (shaking head vigorously, lips clamped shut) I don't want anything to eat until I'm out of this pool of steaming poo I'm sitting in! Get me out of here!
Me: Let's have a look at your nappy. Oh my god! there's poo everywhere
Lucky: (calming down as nappy is removed) Oh thank god.