Erudition

If you recorded my speech today, this is what you would have captured:

• Bus! Yes, bus.
• Up you get. It's okay, you're not hurt.
• Dog! Yes, dog.
• Away from the toilet. Don't touch. Yucky.
  
• Pearl, stop it. NO Pearl.
• It's okay, darling, you're okay, she didn't mean it.
• Car! Yes, car.
• Sit down please. Sit down in the car. Sit down. Sit down.
• Cat! Yes, cat, oh, no, that's a possum.
• Bus! Yes, bus.
• Bike! Yes, bike.
  
• Bus! Yes, bus.

Shall I go on?

However, it is date night tonight and I am cooking Spanish chicken & chorizo rice and lemon yoghurt cake, both in this month's De1ic10us. The movie of the evening is S3ven P0unds. If only these snotty coughing babies would go to bed.