Friday, November 09, 2007

Things they never taught me at deportment school

  1. How to walk elegantly down a hallway into a crowded doctor's surgery carrying a specimen jar of my own urine.
  2. How to arise from a doctor's bed (note: without the doctor in it) in a graceful manner when my trousers are 'just slipped down over your hips, thanks.'
  3. How to announce my weight, which is edging perilously close to triple figures, in a confident manner to nurse across aforementioned crowded waiting room.


elsewhere said...

'you' went to deportment school?

Mikhela said...

There's no need to sound quite so surprised.