- How to walk elegantly down a hallway into a crowded doctor's surgery carrying a specimen jar of my own urine.
- How to arise from a doctor's bed (note: without the doctor in it) in a graceful manner when my trousers are 'just slipped down over your hips, thanks.'
- How to announce my weight, which is edging perilously close to triple figures, in a confident manner to nurse across aforementioned crowded waiting room.
10 Spooky New LGBTQ Family Books for Halloween
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Get your family ready for Halloween with these recent books for all ages
(including grown-ups) about spooky and not-so-spooky witches, vampires,
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2 comments:
'you' went to deportment school?
There's no need to sound quite so surprised.
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