- How to walk elegantly down a hallway into a crowded doctor's surgery carrying a specimen jar of my own urine.
- How to arise from a doctor's bed (note: without the doctor in it) in a graceful manner when my trousers are 'just slipped down over your hips, thanks.'
- How to announce my weight, which is edging perilously close to triple figures, in a confident manner to nurse across aforementioned crowded waiting room.
Of Tragedy and Light
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This was not the post I intended to write today---but it has been a weekend
of tragedies. How can we find light in the world when there remains so much
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13 hours ago
2 comments:
'you' went to deportment school?
There's no need to sound quite so surprised.
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