I could try to tell you where the poo has been smeared around the loungeroom, but it will be easier to tell you the few places where it has not.
Let me just say that I'd stop right there, just before you balance your choc-chip cookie on our coffee table, if I was you.
1 comment:
Hahahahahahahahaha. Love the ending to that post.
Reminds me of the time a friend and her toddler came around to babysit my toddler while I ducked out for a day of meetings and when I got home she told me that her child had had explosive diarrhoea - all over our lounge room. It was everywhere she told me with a long tired sigh. I felt my skin crawl. Where, where in my lounge room exactly, which parts of our lounge room were contaminated exactly? I wanted to ask but couldn't for fear of seeming rude.
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